I have a serious problem I would like to share. It is delicate and personal, but, I realize I need help, and the first step is admitting I have a problem. The fact is, my hair is too long, but I know not what to do.
There are some in this office of Chevy Chase who, with passionate fervor believe, I should not get a haircut - that I should let the locks of curls grow until I become some-kind of Jewish version of Dr. J from the late 70’s.
There are also some, however, who believe the opposite - that the unruly nature of my grooming has made me a the key representative of the grunge slacker, Seattle coffee drinking, internet addicted, Gen X poster boy, who looks, well, like a moron.
So, my question is, what do I do? Do I do a Chia Pet or Bruce Willis? Carrot Top or Jay Haverty?
Jedi Master Paul V says, “Do it while you can!”
My wife says, “Cut it off!”
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
VOTE HERE!
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I think it looks great like it is...even more dilemma...
Looks fine but you should always do what your Wife says!
Let those Jewish-locks grow.
wow.. I'm just speachless of what I just read. Somebody sell something so he has more to do.
This is the wife typing. All must heed the wife. And the wife feels that while little Darrin's Jew-fro was adorable when he was 4 (get him to show you the cute photos some time!), at the ripe old age of 33, it's just self-indulgent and excessive. It also seems like nothing more than a feeble attempt to cover the growing bald spot, which (I'm sorry to say, honey) is futile. Keep it neat and clean, my love, and trim that mop every 3 weeks like clockwork! And now, get back to work on something important. ;) XOXO Heather
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